First you take our worst song yet
Then you dress Zayn up as a chick
You two can play gross execs

I think I should look more Jewish!

This video´s starting to suck dick
But how can we make it total shit?

We are trying to make the worst vid ever
That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd

What about Liam?
He needs a character

How about a homo choreographer?
And I can go oh, oh, oh!
And dance like in stereo
Typical gay!

Now let´s break stuff!

Nothing in this video
Has to do with what we´re singing!

Because it´s a cheap promo
It´s an advertisement
For our horrible new movie

Come on guys, we need to make this worse!

Okay, but let me kiss Niall first!

Now let´s all prance down a hallway together!

We trash this place for no reason whatsoever

I´ll pee on this girl´s desk
I´ll throw her computer

What the hell is wrong, with you crazy crackers?!

Now I´m in a shopping cart
Did you know I play guitar?

(Nobody cares!)

Flip the table!

This video is officially shitty now

But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance

(No, no, no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Please don´t dance!)

Now we all are doing the worst dance ever!

It´s so bad it´s giving that man a seizure

Holy crap!
Guys look at that!
What are those strange creatures?!

We are aliens who made the planet Earth
The human race was a big experiment
And we´re sad to say this video´s proven
It was a big mistake, so we now must end it

Congrats on your fucking entire planet!

Hold on, please!
No, no, no!
We´ll all stop the video!

It is too late!

Oh shit, we´re screwed!