You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we´ll get in my car
We´ll blast the stereo and we´ll drive to Madagascar

Because when I´m with you there´s nothing I wouldn´t do
I just want to be your only one
I´m grasping out at straws
Thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can
Make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

Because when I´m with you there´s nothing I wouldn´t do
I just want to be your only one
I´m grasping out at straws
Thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone

Who´s gonna be the odd man out?
I want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be
My new girlfriend?