Bad touch
by Bloodhound Gang
lyricscopy.com
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I´d appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I´ll bet you´ll feel nuts
Yes I´m Siskel, yes I´m Ebert and you´re getting two thumbs up
You´ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you´re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I´m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I´ll show you mine "Tool Time" you´ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we´ll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I´d appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I´ll bet you´ll feel nuts
Yes I´m Siskel, yes I´m Ebert and you´re getting two thumbs up
You´ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you´re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I´m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I´ll show you mine "Tool Time" you´ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we´ll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now
