Dumb girl
Did you see the latest Vogue
Has it ever occurred to you
That you don´t fit the latest trend

Dumb, dumb girl
Can´t you see you´re such a joke
When was the last time your cellphone rang
Babygirl let´s not pretend

Be smart - don´t try to discodance, and
Sweetheart - don´t even come at all

Wake up girl
All the beautiful ones are laughing
Wake up girl
all the beautiful boys are forever taken - girl!

Dumb girl
You could always be like us
Do your boobs and a nosejob to
And don´t forget about the smile

But ´til then
Keep a distance on the bus
Take a look at my beeper now
That´s a number not to dial