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Merry muthafucking xmas

by Eazy-E

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[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[kissing sounds]
Well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I´m a tell you a story
About the bad ass Eazy-E
He was drinkin´ whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He´s a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin´ right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[Gun Shots]
Merry muthafuckin´ Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While I´m ridin´ that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin´ through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin´ at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin´ me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I´m gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin´ it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin´ it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she´s suckin´ my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I´m smokin´ on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I´m mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
?? and I´m gonna cum
A VCR?? some porno flicks
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
?? like a everlastin´ gobstoper
?? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
?? fuckin´ in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat´em up
?? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[?]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
Thats no Chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls
Fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
?? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin´ on the East
I´d stay awake just to let america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin´ bullshit got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin´
Singin´ Silent Night Carolin´ Recietin´
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the??
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don´t cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin´ lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthafuckin´ K bitch.

[?]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin´ Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
Close the door little bitch
I´m gettin´ these draws.

[?]
I´m a tell my daddy if ya ass don´t stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don´t give a fuck
I´m gettin´ chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.

[?]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Well wheres this??

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
And go back to sleep.

[?]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
?? corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin´ in my window
Smokin´ up indo
My carin´ and high make a high know
[A lot of mumblin´]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[?]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin´ Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin´ Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin´ Chrismas
And have a fucked up new year [x4]

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever after
The End
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