Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of Mummy-doesn´t-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn´t get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who´s just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it´s my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband´s away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It´s like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl´s bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in Soho
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey, oh don´t you know