What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That´s what you get for all your trouble
I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she´ll never phone you
I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again

Don´t tell me what it´s all about
´Cause I´ve been there and I´m glad I´m out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I´m here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That´s what you get, a heart that´s shattered
I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again

Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I´m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again

I´ll never fall in love again
I´ll never fall in love again