Muscle baby won´t let go
Weekend baby won´t say no
Is she an active beauty?
I should say so
Wooden bones and pretty lashes
Iodine for your baby´s gashes
Little tombs for your baby´s ashes
If something goes wrong

Tiny steps almost real
Tiny fingers you almost feel
Make her walk or make her kneel
Oh, she´s almost human beneath that Cuban heel

Who´s that down at the bottom of the garden?
Who´s that hiding underneath the sofa?
Who gets blamed whenever you´re in trouble?
She´s your friend and she´s your double

Tiny steps almost real
Tiny fingers you almost feel
Make her walk or make her kneel
Oh, she´s almost human beneath that Cuban heel

Pretty little fashion face
Pick anyone up off the shelf
Though you say it´s a disgrace
You know you owe it to yourself
You can even shop around
Though you won´t find any cheaper
She´s your baby now
You can keep her

Tiny steps almost real
Tiny fingers you almost feel
Make her walk or make her kneel
Oh, she´s almost human beneath that Cuban heel