Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything
Oh

I´m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody´s gon´ tell me I can´t

I´ll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I´m the freakin man
Oh, Oh

Yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Whooo, whooo, oh, oh, oh
Nothing at all
Whooo, whooo, oh, oh, oh

Tomorrow I´ll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she´s gonna scream out "this is great"
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so pround of me
But sorry paps you´ll just have to wait
Oh

Yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything

No I ain´t gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain´t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I´ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh

Today I swear I´m not doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything
Nothing at all
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