Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
I´d never dream, that in a millions years, she´d settle for me.

These rooms to lent, I only advertised this morning
But here you are with three months rent
And references that shine beyond belief

Take me to my room you said,
No time to loose you said
And now you´re making omelettes and you ask me
"Who´s that girl on the fridge?"
And I´m telling my life story
But I guess she´s too good for me...

She´s not my girlfriend
She´s just a fiend who´s a girl
She´s my buddy
She´s my best mate
She rocks my world
I wanna tell her
But I just can´t find the time
Or find the words
Oh for God´s sake, KISS THE GIRL!


A quiet night in but we won´t even know you´re here
No phones no interruptions
Maybe that´s my chance to tell her how I feel
But now you´re here and I can´t think
So why not stay and have a drink?
"I don´t mind if you don´t mind"
"Do you want to stay?"
"I don´t mind"
"Great!"

And now she´s going to live with monkeys,
See the world and disappear
Am I what´s keeping her here?

She´s not my girlfriend
She´s just a fiend who´s a girl
She´s my buddy
She´s my best mate
She rocks my world
I wanna tell her
But I just can´t find the time
Or find the words
Oh for God´s sake, KISS THE GIRL!


I can´t take this anymore,
I want you to go cause you´re talking to a cat
And everybody loves you, and you´re better me at football and my job
And now Sophie is all "monkeys monkeys monkeys"
You´re going to take her away from me

Alright I didn´t want to do this but it might be the only way,
The word will end if you don´t concentrate on why you want to stay
So Mr. Sofa Man, what´s keeping you here?

Sophie! I don´t want to leave
Sophie! I can´t live
Sophie! I love you, Sophie!
But what about the monkeys?
Oh not again, not when the worlds are about to burn,
Juste for God´s sake, KISS THE GIRL!