You are one of them
everything but femme
I won´t be fooled again
you´ve got the same kinda specs as the sex of men

I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
I believe that life´s a film noir
I know the role that you play so save your clichés
I wasn´t born yesterday so don´t try to say:
"I´m not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon! I´m not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
I´ve seen their tricks
All men are pigs

My logic will prevail
So shut up, nightingale
This is no fairytale: every single male
that I´ve met ´till this day had a curly tail

I believe it´s a poo poo world
Men deceive - that means you too, girl!
So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets:
it´s a form of foreplay when you hear them say:

"I´m not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, I´m not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
All men are pigs,
I´ve seen their tricks,
they know the licks,
that get the chicks
All men are pigs

"I´m the swan that crashed on your lawn
and I´m the boy that will heal you, fix you up"
"Because I´m not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, I´m not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
All men are pigs,
I´ve seen their tricks,
they know the licks,
that get the chicks
All men are pigs