My funny Valentine
Sweet, comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you´re my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don´t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay
And each day will be Valentine´s Day

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don´t, please don´t change a hair for me
Not if, not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
And each day will be Valentine´s
Every day will be, every day will be Valentine´s Day