Got an old Smiths´ record
and I put it on endlessly.
To mourn a lethal fascination
of a girl named Valerie.

She got a XXX rating
and maybe someday she´d have married me.
But, she was born to keep me waiting.
Her name was Valerie.

With a little more time, I was thinking
we could´ve worked my hooks into you.

Over a recent complication
I came to find that she´d tired of me.
She wrote the book of Revelations.
Her name was Valerie.

With a little more time, I was thinking
we could´ve worked my life around you.
With a little more time... WOO!

Her name was Valerie (Valerie)
Her name was Valerie (Valerie)
Her name was Valerie (Valerie)
Her name was Valerie