Man behind me you dont know
Likes it fast better than slow
Hates the lin drum
It´s his foe
Drumming one man show
He´s no P. I. T. grad
Rearranging songs makes him mad

Hey Darrin
throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play

Stop the music
stop the show
Stop until I signal to go
Clacking always in the street
He´s the master beat
Obsessed with aliens
He is my best friend

Hey Darrin
throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don´t you worry
you´ll be endorsed one day
Hey Darrin
throw that stick away

My friend Darrin has a girlfriend
She loves him so much
even loves his furry hand
He´s a hockey fan the likes you´ll never see
Likes it so much
hanky panky with Wayne Gretzky
Star Wars video game
he plays it like a pro
Looks like Chewwy but thinks he´s Hans Solo

Hey Darrin
throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don´t you worry
you´ll be endorsed one day
Hey Darrin
throw that stick away
Hey Darrin
throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don´t you worry
you´ll be endorsed one day
Hey Darrin
throw that stick away