You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable
It´s very valuable
We hope this does not inconvenience you
Because you´re valuable
You´re so very valuable!

If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, we´re well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But that´s understandable
Isn´t that understandable?

Don´t ask me, I just work here man
Don´t ask me, I just work here man

(It sounds to me like you need help!)
We´re very good to you
I hope you know we´re good to you
(Let me put you through to someone else)
They´ll know just what to do!
I´m sorry, I can´t help you

Don´t ask me, I just work here man (x4)
(Work here man)

Don´t ask me, I just work here man
Don´t ask me, I just work here man
Oh don´t ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)

Directory assistance
Hi, could I please speak to…
What name please?
Sorry, I didn´t hear that
Just put me through…
I´m sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
No.
Please hold, and an operator will complete your request)

Why don´t you fill out a form?
We can´t get back to you
Of course we can´t get back to you
But rest assured, we´ll take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!

Thanks for your time (x4)

Thanks for your time
(Don´t ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don´t ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don´t ask me, I just work here man)

...let´s spend some time together...
...we´ll save you money...