It´s always the same,
Always the same story
Tell me when i can come in,
To a hopeless troglodyte
But one more time
My answer stands
I swear i mean "no offense"
But you better learn to read,
It´s all about membership

Hey, for young and old
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list
And make you clap to this
But man, i just need a trip
Just only one can win
And soon you´re saying different

refrain : ( x2 )

DVNO
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
´Cause details make the girls sweat
Even more
While they´re shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
To figure out how cool I am

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I´m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I´m coming
I´m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

refrain (x2)

Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I´m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I´m coming
I´m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

refrain (x1)