Some people say
That oysters make you come on strong,
But I don´t buy it,
I don´t believe my diet turns me on.
Won´t take no pills,
That´s the last thing that I need to do,
I can´t deny it,
My aphrodisiac is you.

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
And go to bed in rubber gloves.
But I don´t need no stimulation,
Potions, balms or embrocation,
I´m in love,
In other words:

Don´t smoke no grass,
Or opium from old Hong Kong,
That hubble-bubble
Just makes me see you double
All night long.
Don´t waste my time
With Spanish fly and roots to chew,
They cause me trouble,
Because my aphrodisiac is you.

Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
And go to bed in rubber gloves.
But I don´t need no stimulation,
Potions, balms or embrocation,
I´m in love,
In other words:

Some people like
To read the khama sutra first,
But I don´t need it
I think if I should read it
I´d be worse;
Don´t ask me why,
Because baby, I ain´t got a clue.
I just concede it,
My aphrodisiac Is you