Endicott´s up by 5 o´clock
Endicott´s givin´ it all he got
Endicott´s job is six to nine but
Endicott´s home by nine O five
Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott´s wish is her command but
Endicott don´t make no demands
Endicott´s always back in time
Endicott´s not the cheatin´ kind
Endicott´s full of compliment
Endicott´s such a gentleman

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Cause I´m free
Free of any made-to-order liabilities
Thank God I´m free
Cos it´s hard enough for me
to take care of me, oh-oh

Endicott´s carryin´ a heavy load but
Endicott never really ever moans
Endicott´s not a wealthy guy but
Endicott pays the bills on time
Endicott´s got ideas and plans
Endicott´s what you call a real man
Endicott always will provide ´cause
Endicott is the family type

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Cause I´m free
Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea
Thank God I´m free
Driftin´ all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh

Maybe I need someone
Someone who isn´t undone
Maybe an older woman
Will tolerate me
Maybe that certain someone
Older and wiser woman
Maybe the perfect someone
To satisfy me

Endicott keeps his body clean
Endicott don´t use nicotine
Endicott don´t drink alcohol
Endicott use no drugs at all
Endicott don´t eat any sweet
Endicott don´t eat pig feet
Endicott´s frame is mighty strong
Endicott make love hard and long

(Why cant you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott walks her to the sto´
Endicott likes to hold her hand
Endicott´s proud to be her man
Endicott stands for decency
Endicott means formality
Endicott´s the epitome
Endicott stands for quality

Endicott
Endicott
Endicott
Endicott

Our love will be...