That´s a stupid hat you´re wearing
It doesn´t really match your hair
Did I ever tell you that your breath is worse
Than what you wear

That´s exactly what she told him
At least that´s what he told me
So I guess we could conclude
They´re not a happy family

Love´s not what you see between the legs of the majority

That´s a lovely dress you´re wearing
Too bad your figure can´t make it work
When I hear the things you say
I wonder if your brain can work

That´s exactly what he told her
At least that´s what she told me
I scream my calls, I lock my doors
I´m suddenly filled with apathy

Love´s not what you see between the legs of the majority

Although, I´d like to add the game in bed is a necessity
To make me happy
Make me happy

Love´s not what you see between the legs of the majority

Although, I´d like to add the game in bed is a necessity