[Verse 1]
Lady of the damned won´t
Be a slave to the blonde or the culture of the popular
(She won´t, she won´t)
Sing at you, I´ll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we´d have a good time
If you´d meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!(puff in, puff out)

[Verse 2]
I don´t like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won´t, she won´t)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and
Play him like a piano man
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we´d have a good time
If you´d meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!

[Bridge]
I know that Mom and Dad think I´m a mess
But it´s alright, because
I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, Mary Jane Holland!

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we´d have a good time
If you´d meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!