Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental,
It seems to me that it´s spiralling outta control and it´s inevitable,
Now don´t you think,
This time is yours, this time is mine,
Its temperamental,
It seems to me, we´re on all fours,
Crawling on our knees,
Someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can´t afford it,
It´s just the bureaucrats who won´t give me a mortgage,
Well it´s very funny cos I got your fuckin money,
And I´m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn´t grumble,
I suppose that´s just the way the cookie crumbles.

Chorus
Oh yeah, I´m fine,
Everything´s just wonderful,
I´m having the time of my life.

Don´t you want something else,
Something new, than what we´ve got here,
And don´t you feel it´s all the same,
Some sick game and it´s not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw

Why can´t I sleep at night,
Don´t say it´s gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.
In the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like kate moss,
Oh no it´s not the life I chose,
But I guess that´s the way that things go,

Chorus x2

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba etc.

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can´t afford it,
It´s just the bureaucrats who won´t give me a mortgage,
Well it´s very funny cos I got your fuckin money,
And I´m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn´t grumble,
I suppose that´s just the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh well I guess it´s just the way that things go,
I suppose that´s the way the cookie crumbles,
Oh well I guess it´s just the way that things go,
I suppose that´s the way the cookie crumbles.