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by Macklemore

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Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie told me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit when you in NY"
So I hopped on the subway and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id looked fine
5´9, blues eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You know that I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass hologram
No more looking for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and giving ´em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting drunk everyday
Eh, I got treated a whole new way
Because of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age

You know what I´m saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you´re in the club.

Now for the next three years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a sign
That said KRS-One 21 up and live
That´s hella tight
Aiyo I heard he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id´s
Looks at mine and he´s like "Nah we don´t take these"
I tried to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn´t have hurt him very much

He kept laughing and smilin´ and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have cried in public
Oh no, I´m like give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian Deebo

Ha I´m laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it´s still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to take my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get ´em
Your mother is dumb for having you
You´re a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get ´em
You´re too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get ´em
I don´t like ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would fight you
If I was a dog I would bite you
Every single day you make people cry
And your job is to go and ruin teenager´s lives
Ok I´m going too far bouncers aren´t all bad
I´m sure they make great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson from me
Never take an MC´s fake Id

Yup, I said never take an MC´s fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it don´t matter to me
´Cause you´re going to get burned if you step to MCs
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