"Go home to your mother!
Doesn´t she ever want you?
Tell her this isn´t some communist day care center!
Tell your mother I hate her!
Tell your mother I hate you!"

"I want my son off of your mailing list, I have already contacted the post
office for the pornographic material that is being received in the mail and my
next stop is my attorney. I do not want this (member card/number called)
anymore, and I do not want anything else delivered to my address. If I receive
anything else from this band or this group, my next phone call will be my
attorney and you will be contacted. Thank you and goodbye."