You and me, we´re not the same
I am a sinner, you are a saint
When we get to the pearly gates
You´ll get the green light
I´ll get the old door in the face

Doo-doo-doo
I´m a loser, a disgrace
Yeah!
I´ve found love in the strangest place
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
I say I´m gonna stage a great escape
Let loose and love all
but baby we´re out of place

Doo-doo-doo
I´m a loser, a disgrace
You´re a beauty, a luminary, in my face

I´ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
I´ve got Problems
Not just ones that are little
It´s those people Problems
That´s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Yeah!

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
They get the ball on me
I do forget the chains
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Some say strange be a stranger´s game
Some go to baseball
Some go to base to face
They can´t seem to say

Doo-doo-doo
I´m a loser´ a disgrace
You´re a beauty, a luminary, in my face

I´ve got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot
I´ve got Problems
Not just ones that are little
It´s those people Problems
That´s something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place

Woo!
Yeah!
Hahahaha!