Met a girl in the parking lot,
And all I did was say hello.
Her pepper spray made it rather hard
For me to walk her home,
But I guess that´s the way it goes.

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When I walked by and you caught my eye.
Didn´t you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because you´re the deer in the headlights.

Met a girl with a graceful charm,
But when beauty met the beast he froze.
Got the sense I was not her type
By black eye and bloody nose,
But I guess that´s the way it goes.

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When I walked by and you caught my eye.
Didn´t you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because you´re the deer in the headlights.

It´s suffocating to say,
But the female mystique takes my breath away.
So give me a smile or give me a sneer,
´Cause I´m trying to guess here.

Tell me again, was it love at first sight?
After I walked by and you caught my eye?
Didn´t you know love could shine this bright?
I´m sorry I ever tried
Tell me again, was it love at first sight?
After I walked by and you caught my eye?
Didn´t you know love could shine this bright?
If life was a game, you would never play nice
If love was a beam, you´d be blind in both eyes
Put your sunglasses on
´cause you´re the deer in the headlights