Why was I the last to know that you
Weren´t coming to my show
You could of called up to say "Good luck"
You could of called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That´s the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn´t show, that was so uncool
You could of called me back

So I guess this means
That we´re not friends anymore
I heard it´s me your asking for
I thought I´d see you at the show
You said you´d go

Why was I the last to know that you
Weren´t coming to my show
You could of called up to say "Good luck"
You could of called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

After the date I wouldn´t go home with you
I wouldn´t put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won´t do
Last I heard from you
Here´s how I guess the story goes
You would of came if I was a hoe
Fuck for parts, that´s just not how I roll
Move it on down the road

So I guess that we
Shouldn´t be friends anymore
Sick of hearing that it´s me your asking for
Cause I thought I´d see you at the show
You said you´d go

Why was I the last to know that you (Why was I)
Weren´t coming to my show (You weren´t coming, no)
You could of called up to say "Good luck"
You could of called me back you stupid fuck (Yeah)
Why (Why was I)was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn´t
You thought you had me
I think you didn´t
You thought you knew me (but you didn´t)
I guess you didn´t

Why was I the last to know (Why) that you
Weren´t coming to my show
You could of called up to say "Good luck" (You could´ve called me up)
You could of called me back you stupid fuck (You could´ve called me back)
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

Yeah, the last to know
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
You could´ve called me up
The last to know!