“So I´m supposed to leave you alone yeah, after the way you´ve been treating me today, just checking out other women, I saw you on road today looking at that woman´s arse like, I´m sorry what is that”
“I was not checking out her arse”
“yes you was, she walked past and you looked around like, yeah look at her, what is that about nah” “I thought she had a nice pair of jeans on same as you”
“I don´t think so, sorry you´re such a stereo typical man.”

I´m nice for the first two weeks just to get you into me
And when you´re in too deep and you´re too weak
The true me comes out and you´ll be too weak to run out cos´ by now you´re too into me,
So although I´ll be going out late, you´ll be at home, you won´t be going out to raves,
Checking my phone which you can´t do,
But of course I´ll be going through yours whenever you´re in the bathroom.
Some women say were all the same were all as lame as one another and ought to change,
Shame this is probably true,
I´m a stereotypical man that´s a reason not an excuse.

(Chorus)
Stereotypical man, ill act like I don´t need you till you leave and then get you back,
Stereotypical man, typical ill love you and leave you with the bill for the cab,
Stereo typical man, till my breathings done I´ll be reading page 3 of the sun,
Stereo typical man I don´t think that you´re any other
I´m just a stereotypical man

If you don´t know you ought to know that I´m male therefore I own the remote control,
I speak truthfully, I don´t perve at women, no, I appreciate boobies,
I mean beauty it was a slip of the tongue,
Were all grown men even though we live with our mums,
Something else about how we live,
Women all we do is eat sleep and shit,
This penis means that I don´t clean up and I always leave the toilet seat up
I dirty big bollocks the dogs knackers are completely stereotypical of what a man is.

(Chorus)
Stereotypical man, ill act like I don´t need you till you leave and then get you back,
Stereotypical man, typical ill love you and leave you with the bill for the cab,
Stereo typical man, till my breathings done I´ll be reading page 3 of the sun,
Stereo typical man I don´t think that you´re any other
I´m just a stereotypical man

Stereotypical I am, it´s given but what about stereotypical women,
I´m not bitter it´s not that I am mad I guess I might get hit with a few handbags but think logically
They always expect us to pay but campaign for equality,
Its logic, obviously if they didn´t leave the toilet seat down we would pee on it,
Be honest, women are all the same all you do is play games you´re all the insane,
The rage, crazy and change minute to minute, depending on the day what can I say, period.
You cry at soppy films always need tissues and hate on other decent chicks,
What have women without issues and unicorns got in common,
They´re both myths neither exist.

(Chorus)
Stereotypical man, ill act like I don´t need you till you leave and then get you back,
Stereotypical man, typical ill love you and leave you with the bill for the cab,
Stereo typical man, till my breathings done I´ll be reading page 3 of the sun,
Stereo typical man I don´t think that you´re any other
I´m just a stereotypical man