I wouldn´t be so alone
The they knew my name in every home
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
But I´d be too busy
Come back to the old ville and dine
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
I´d make you smile all the time
Your conversation would compliment mine

I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow and my every word
Mr Spielberg look just what you´re missing
Doesn´t that seem a little obsurd
Bow at my every word

Buy up the rights to my book
Live on a ranch from what the box office took
I´ll go and visit the set
They´ll call me their saviour
All the peoples will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon
But, I´ll be back home in June
To promote the sequel

I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow and my every word
Mr. Spielberg look just what you´re missing
Doesn´t that seem a little obsurd
Bow at my every word