Walter the war hero he´s there from opening till time, time, time
There´s Mary the housewife who´s slumped at the bar drinkin´ wine, wine, wine

They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night
He´s Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Beegees on a thursday as high as a kite

And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n´ roll
And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he´s healing hearts with his soul

Skyvers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
and they all sing along to the songs till it´s time please to go, go, go

They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night
He´s Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Elton on a thursday if you lend him your tights

And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n´ roll
And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he´s healing hearts with his soul

They´re karaoke kings for the evening, it´s their only real shining time, and if you ever stop believin´, and the real world gets you down

Go see the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n´ roll
Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he´s healing hearts with his soul

Yeah they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n´ roll
Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he´s healing hearts with his soul