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Tango dominican

by Scrubs

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Carla]
I´ve had it up to here,
So let me make it very clear,
Because I swear I´ll never clue you in again.
Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico,

[Turk]
Yes?

[Carla]
For the last time, Turk, I´m Dominican.

[Turk]
Don´t make a big to-to,
I was simply testing you.

[Carla]
Then why´d you tell J.D. our baby´s Blaxican?

[Turk]
Babe, you know I know the truth.

[Carla]
Well I need a little proof.
So list all you know about me or no sex again.

[Turk]
Uh, let´s see...
Your name is Carla. (Oh yes)
You are latina. (impressive)
You´re a nurse,
you´re mother´s dead,
And, wait I got it!
Three sisters!

[Carla]
Turk!

[Turk]
Two sisters?
Well I´m sure you have a brother who´s a huge jerk-off.

[Carla]
Tell me what´s my middle name?

[Turk]
Okay I´m tired of this game.
Let´s forget it, I give up,
I guess you win again.
But it´s not just me who get´s mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff,

[Todd]
Sorry, even I know, she´s Dominican.
Boo-ya!

[Carla]
Did I grow up in Illinois or in Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beetles or Led Zeplin?
Am I freakin´ Puerto Rican or Dominican?

[Turk]
The thing is guys remember facts,
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year,
Which was.303.
And that is why our brains are maxed,
And there´s no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

[Carla]
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner-man.

[Turk]
Let´s talk albout your job and not the fact that you´re

[Carla]
Dominican.

[Turk]
You´re not staying home from work?

[Carla]
Will that make you happy, Turk?

[Turk]
I´ll support you if you choose to earn the benjamins.

[Carla]
Then I´ll return to work today.
Now you´re sure that that´s okay?

[Turk]
I say, "si," which is yes in Dominican,
And Puerto Rican.

[Carla]
Turk!

[Turk]
But you´re Dominican.
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