14 years said the judge
And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs
Leave it out you´re taking the piss
I wrote all that on cannabis

Sorry son you´re going to jail
And don´t even think about getting bail
I said leave it out you´re taking the piss
I wrote all that on cannabis

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I´d written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor

The Group 4 man said he had a plan
Here´s the keys now give us the grand
I said leave it you´re taking the piss
But can you get me any cannabis?

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I´d written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor

14 years they were having a laugh
And now they´ve got a photograph
14 years they were taking the piss
But we all know what I really miss

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able
To see what I´d written on the table
I never rob from the poor
I only rob securicor