There´s sand in my hair from the wind and the sea
I´ve just come up from Brighton
Don´t mean nuffin´ to me
Did you go to Newbury?
Did you climb a tree?
I´ve just come up from Brighton
Don´t mean nuffin´ to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you´d all shut up
Trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you´d all shut up

There´s needles in the kitchen
And there´s chocolate on the floor
Someone´s in the dustbin and I can´t take anymore
I´m talking to my brother
Who keeps calling me a muther
I´ve just come down from London
Don´t mean nuffin´ to me

Trainspotter, can´t take any more
Trainspotter, you´re such a fucking bore
Trainspotter, why don´t you give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you´d all shut up

Oh there´s sand in my hair from the wind and the sea
I´ve just come up from Brighton
Don´t mean nuffin´ to me
Did you go to Newbury?
Did you climb a tree?
I´ve just come up from Brighton
Don´t mean nuffin´ to me

You trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you´d all shut up
Trainspotter, you got to give it up
Trainspotter, I wish you´d all shut up