(Noddy Holder & Jimmy Lea)
He´ll wanna read you palm
And keep you calm
Gotta Voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tatoo
Going down his arm
The myzsterious mizster Jones

Well he´s the living proof
Of eternal youth
Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth
And the walls will tumble
When he hits the roof
The myzsterious mizster Jones

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Oh what´s good for him
Is bad for me
Oh it´s hard to break
A mystery
A double dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unknown
And he ain´t got no home
The myzsterious mizster Jones

He´s into shooting stars
Eccentric cars
Grew up fussing, fighting, in the bars
All he´s got to show for it´s
The battle scars
The myzsterious mizster Jones

Chorus

Whatever makes him tick
Go take you pick
With a five line rhyming limerick
Is it his silver tongue
Well maybe that´s the trick
Of the myzstirious mizster Jones

Chorus