Dad, I think I´m gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I´m your new daughter
God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed

Oh, ohh
Oh yeah
Oh
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin out on you
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin out on you

Dad, I´m still on drugs
And I´m more popular than ever before
Mom, I´m so depressed
I´m popping so much prozac
Doctors are impressed

Oh, oh
Oh, yeah
Oh
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you

I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
Oh yeah
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you
I´m super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I´m holdin´ out on you