Well I just had to turn off the radio
But not before I heard thirteen songs about love in a row
Well I don´t know what the next song´s gonna be
But I know how the words are gonna go
They´ll be singing "Oh baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby I
love you so"
So won´t everybody sing along cause her comes just another
love song

I need you like I need a hole in my head
I need someone to steal my money and wish I were dead
I need someone to always put me down
And everywhere I go she wants to hang around

Do you really even think dreams come true
Do you really even think you´ll find something wonderful and
new
Do you really even think someone´s waiting for you
Do you really even thiink that love is near
Do you really even think it´s me dear
Do you really even think I want to hear-but I still say
I won´t fall in love today

I need a chick who´s got expensive taste
Who´s not afraid of whose money she wastes
You expect me to buy you a diamond ring!
Well I suspect I´ll buy you not a thing!

Well I could tell you you´re the only one I love
And how your eyes sparkle like the stars above
And that I carry a picture of you in my heart
And as long as we live we´ll never be apart
And that you´re the most important person in my life
But I can´t handle a girlfriend, how am I gonna handle a wife

Love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate
love-hate love-hate
I love, love, love to hate you but I´d hate, hate, hate to
love you

I could promise all my love to you
But that would take me only a second or two
And if you´re waiting to be my one and only
You´re gonna find out what it´s like to be awfully lonely
Your song was alright for awhile-But now your tune´s gone out
of style

You want to cuddle and hug all night
But I´m going out with my friends tonight
And I don´t need someone to act like my mother
I already have one-I don´t need another

But she sure looks fine
After a bottle of wine
And she´s out of sight
When my mind´s not right
And I´ll promise you anything dear