If you ´re listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But they´re not
He just wrote it like that.

When you´re listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are, they just play it like that.

It doesn´t really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As it´s only a Northern song.

It doesn´t really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare of if my hair is brown
When it´s only a northern song.

If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
You´re correct, there´s nobody there.

And I told you there´s no one there