It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he´s losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it´s not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it´s him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that´s afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it´s not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it´s him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it´s not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it´s not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it´s him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it´s him instead of me.
How?