It was a hot day
(Woah)
And there were boobies Ahoy

I am a bastard
(Woah)
I´ve been a very naughty boy

Hell has no fury like a women is scorned
I ain´t been this miserable since the day I was born

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Well, I am spineless
(Woah)
I ain´t got no balls

I am a wanker
(Woah)
No, I won´t return your calls

We shared the same dream but you wouldn´t let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)

We shared the same dream but you wouldn´t let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup
(Woo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)