Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention
to dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension
He´s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he disappeared

Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy
Never got it back Oh what happened to his Moggy
He´s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he´s disappeared

All the kids around about his neighbourhood
used to laugh at him and call him names
Silly old bat freaky four-eyes

sort of things they used to shout
He can´t hear them now

He´s disappeared

Colleagues at the lab
they all thought that he was crazy
Don´t know where he´s at
His formulas to them are hazy

He had his mind set on illusion
He found the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he´s disappeared