Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming,
Stay your lanes,
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming,
Stay in your lanes,
No bombing and no heavy petting,
Stay in your lanes,
Verucca socks and not forgetting to,
Stay in your lanes,
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles,
Latchmere´s got a wave machine,
Came out of the changing room,
And absolutely nothing had changed,
So I stay in your lane,
Came out of the changing room,
And absolutely f*ck all had changed,
So I stayed in your lane,
Speedo´s speed by,
Stay in your lane,
Paedo´s paed by,
Stay in your lane,
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles,
Latchmere´s got a wave machine.