jewel theives, jewel thieves
leave fingerprints on everything
jewel theives, jewel thieves
leave fingerprints on everything
but around here, around here,
we don´t dust for fingerprints.

snake oil peddlers, snake oil peddlers,
we can spot ´em half a mile away
snake oil peddlers,
we can spot ´em half a mile away
but these days, these days,
we drink a lot of snake oil.

adulterers, adulterers,
always give themselves away
adulterers, adulterers,
always give themselves away
but down here, around here
where the moose run wild,
and you can´t think clearly
we let ´em off pretty easy