Have you heard the one about Alfred?
a dangerous robot i´m told
he´s got lasers for eyes
and a microchip brain
and his skin is terribly cold.
("We´ve heard the one about alfred!" "Its strange!" "Amazing!" "Untrue!")
but now that we´ve heard about Alfred
we´d like to hear more about you

I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed)
I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
(he´s a rumor weed)

(So what is a rumor?)
Starts as a story
maybe it´s true, maybe not
but once you repeat it
it´s hard to defeat it
now look at the mess that you´ve got

Alfred´s a robot
everyone knows
the story is all over town
Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
just like a big weed in the ground

I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed)
I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
(he´s a rumor weed)

Don´t start a rumor
no no
Don´t start a rumor
words can hurt; they spread like a tumor
so play it safe and don´t start a rumor

I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed)
I´m a rumor weed
(he´s a rumor weed
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess

A tiny little story is all i need
(Better watch out for the rumor weed!)