Put me in a special school,
´Cause I am such a fool,
And I don´t need a single book to teach me how to read.
Who needs stupid books?
The alphabetey crooks,
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
So turn off the T.V.
´Cause that´s what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me
Don´t let me play for bar
I´ll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

I´m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin´ things my own way
And never givin´ up.
I´m a troublemaker
Not a doubletaker
I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up.

I picked up a guitar,
What does this signify?
I´m gonna play some heavy metal,
Wishing you would die.
You wanted arts and crafts?
How´s this for arts and crafts?
(guitar solo)
(That´s Right!)
I´m growin´ out my hair
I´m movin´ up to Cherokee
I´m gonna be a rockstar
And you are gonna bear with me
´Cause I can´t book a job,
Like any other slob,
Punchin´ in and punchin´ out (?)
Marryin´ a bi-atch,
Havin´ Seven ki-ads,
Givin´ up and growin´ old,
And hopin´ there´s a god.

I´m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin´ things my own way
And never givin´ up
I´m a troublemaker
Not a doubletaker
I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up

I´m gonna be star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am havin´ sex
And studyin´ my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike
The singers in the other bands
I´m such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isn´t anybody else
Exactly quite like me
And when it´s party time
Like 1999
I´ll party by myself because I´m such a special guy

I´m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin´ things my own way
And never givin´ up.
I´m a troublemaker
Not a doubletaker
I don´t have the patience to keep it on the up.

Keep it on the up
(I´m a trouble maker)
Keep it on the up (UP!)
(I´m a trouble maker)
Keep it on the up
(I´m a trouble maker)
Keep it on the up (UP!)
(I´m a trouble maker)