Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I´ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
´Cause I´m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I´m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I´ve got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I´ve never used a phone booth
And I´ve never seen my toes
When I´m goin´ to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I´m fat, I´m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don´tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who´s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I´m a lucky man
I´m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I´m gonna need my own zip code

When you´re only having seconds
I´m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I´m fat, I´m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who´s fat

If you see me comin´ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I´m hungry
Then won´t you feed my face

Because I´m fat, I´m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I´m fat, I´m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I´m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I´m huge, I´m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I´m fat, I´m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I´m fat and I´m proud
Just tell me once again who´s fat